Word	Meaning
Arse Bandit	To be Gay
Arse piece	An insult said to someone annoying you
Arse wipe	General insult
Aye	Yes
Backie	Help a friend climb a wall or to carry a passenger on a bicycle
Bahookie	BUM
Baltic	Really cold
Bampot	Person of an unstable nature
Bamstick	Akin to a bampot, perhaps a liitle more complex
Banjo sandwich	fried egg piece with a runny yolk
Banjoed	Getting hit, Punched
Bar L	Barlinnie jail
Barras	The barrows market
Barrbru, Babru	Irn Bru
Barry White	Shite
Bass, or Ya Bass	Forever, like Tongs Forever. From some 60s gangs Italian background
Bass, Ya	Bastard, word originally used by the gorbals gangs from the 1960s
Baw herr	Ball Hair
Bawbag	Ballbag, term of endearment.
Baws	Balls
Bead Rattler	Catholic
Beelin	Angry
Beezer	something good
Bell tinky	Give it your all
Beltar, or Beltur	Super duper.
Belter	Something that is good
Berry's, The	Fuckin brilliant
Big Hoose	Prison
Bin	Horrible disgusting person
Bingo Bus	Police Van
Bint	cow, bitch
Black Maria	The large black police bus that takes neds to court from police offices
Black necks	Dirty Person
Blawin fur tugs	Knackered
Blazin	Drunk
Bleach or bleached	to hit or repeatedly hit with blunt instrument i.e a bottle
Blootered	Drunk
Blow	Hash
Boabie	Penis
Boak	Vomit
Boatle a' soup.	Buckfast wine
Boattle	Bottle
Bob Hope	Rhyming slang for Dope.
Boggin	Filthy, Dirty
Bolt	Run, Flee
Bonce	Head
Boost	Going somewhere
Boozers	Pub
Bottle Merchant	coward
Boudo	Money
Boufin	Stinking
Brass Monkey	Junkie
Brief	Car
Bucket	Bucket-bong, water implement used to smoke hash.
Buckfast Commando	intoxicated, aggressive yet fearless individual
Buckfast Triangle	Airdrie, Bellshill, Coatbridge
Buckfast Valley	Lower Clyde valley, Lanarkshire
Bucky	Buckfast Tonic Wine
Budgies	Wearing your socks over your tracksuit trousers
Bufter	Homosexual
Bufty	Homosexual
Bum	A person who can't fight
Bump/ Bumped	Steal, Stolen
Bunty	someone who gets bullied
Burds	Females
Buroo	Social Security
Buzzin	Stoned, drunk
byraway	used instead of a full stop at the end of every sentence byraway
Calley	Can of Carlsberg Special Brew
Cargo	Carry Out - essentials from off licence
Cargo Shop	Off Sales
Charred	Drunk
Chavvy	A word neds used to call non-neds, but is now used to describe neds.Or people from out of town.
Cheeba	Dope, Hash
Cheeky water	Alcohol
Cheers	Thanks
Chib	Knife, any weapon carried by a ned or adapted for such use eg. pool cue used in a bar fight becomes a 'chib'.
Chibbed	Being like cut witha sharp object
Chippie	Chip shop
Chong	Hash
Choringchock	stealing many
Claimed	To say that something you've found is yours or that you are going to fight someone
Clatty	Dirty
clint easterhoose	a show af from easterhouse
Clockwork Orange	The Glasgow Underground Train System
close	Communal entrance to a tennemant building
cludgie	toilet
Connle	Candle
coo	milk,ie. two sugar and coo or cow
Cooncil Joose	water
Copper crack	Someone with a dirty arse
Copper crack	somebody with a shitty bum
Corpy	Glasgow Corporation (Glasgow City Council)
Couldnae	Couldn't
Council telly	Normal tv channels only i.e. not Sky, Cable etc
Coupon	Face
creashie	rather overweight usually applied to ladies
Cumbie	Gang name
Dae	Do
Daftie	Daft person, Idiot
Dancer	Fantastic
Dancer, ya	Really good
Dancin, The	Disco or nightclub
Diddie Ride	Using womens breasts to simulate intercourse
Diddies	Womens breasts
Diddy	Idiot or fool
Dile You	Slash you
Dime Bar	A person of limited intelligence
Dingy	To ignore; or clatty - dirty.
Dobber	Penis
Doin, Doing	A beating
Donner	A walk
Drum, The	Drumchapel, area of Glasgow
Duds	trousers
Dug	Dog
Dug Van	Small Police ' Wagon '
Dull yin	Something good, a cracker
Dunted	A wee bit drunk
Eat the breed	a glutton
Edge, Edgie	Keep a look out ( Keep the edge).
Edgy	Keeping a lookout.
Eejit	Daft person
Electric Soup	Cheap strong wine. e.g El Dorado or Buckfast
Emdy	Anybody
Er the Polis	There's the police
Erra	There's eg. Erra gas lighters. 4 furra poun.
Erse	Backside
Eye ball	Meet a person
Fae	From
fagit	Fag Dealer
Fandan	You Spazzy, idiot.
Fanny Batter	vaginal fluids
Fanny Bawz	A person who isn't too clever
Fannybaws	A Person
Fanny-Struck	In love
Fartsack	Bed
Feegie	Ferguslie Park area
Filth, The	The police
Fleeing	Mad wth Ecstacy
Fleeto	Gang name
Foalian	Following
Fossill Park	Possilpark
Frankie Vaughn's	Ryhming slang for hawns (hands)
Fuck wit	Idiot
Fud	Fanny
Fud	Vagina
Nuckin Fugget	Fuckin Nugget
Fugly	Fuckin ugly
Ful eh it	Drunk

Hackit	Ugly
Hairy	Girl Ned
Hairy coo	Highland cow
Ham Shank	Wank
Hampden Roar	Score
hat aff yae	when a hat is stolen
Haw	Hey
Haw Maws	Balls or testacles
Hawd	Hold
Hawfwit	A simple person, A moron.
Healthy	Good looking
Heavy Bongoed	Drunk, Intoxicated
Heavy Scran	A very satisfying and enjoyable main course.
Heavy Whitey	When some one does something very gay
Hee Haw	Nothing, eg.you're getting hee haw
Heid	Head
Heid the Baw	An Idiot
Heider	To head a ball or a Glasgow kiss
Heidy	Header, the ball
Hen	Something all girls get called, substitute for 'luv', 'doll' etc.
Here you	To demand someones attention
himshie	a rather masculine looking lady
Hingoot	Whore, woman of ill-repute
Hoachin	Full of, bursting at the seems
Hon, Hawn	Hand
Honkin	Smelling
Honner	(Hander) - people that step in for you in a fight.
Horti	A form given to motorist by the Police (HORT1)
Hotty	A weirdo
Huckled	arrested by the Police
Hun	Rangers supporter
Hunner	Hundred
Jaggey Bunnet	A Hat
Jaggy	Supporter of Partick Thistle Football Club
Jake	Cheap Cider
Jake, jakie	A tramp
Jars	Womens breasts
Jay	A Joint (Hash)
Jen up	Honest
Jile	Prison
Jimmy Riddle	Piddle, Piss
Joaby	EXCREMENT
Joby Jabber	Homosexual
Johnny Bags	Condoms
Jubilee	iced carton drink
Juke of Montrose	A Dose
KB'd	to get knocked back
Keech	excrement
Keepy uppy	To keep the ball in the air
Kerry oot	A Carry Out
Keys	Call a truce
kinna ?	Can I ?
Laldy	Enthusiastic participation
Lavvie	Toilet
Lecky	Electricity
Loupin	throbing with pain
Ma	My, or Mother
Mackie	Hit with a stick
Mad wae it	Drunk or drugged
Malky	To head but or to slash
Manky	Dirty
Manky Matress	Horrible, dirty people
Margarine Fanny	A girl who has sex with anyone who asks
Maw	Mum
Max'd	Modified Car
Meat Wagon	Police Van
Melt	Face
Menchy	Writing on a wall
Messages	Groceries
Midden	Rubbish Site, bin,
Midgie	Bin
Midgie Raker	A person who looks through bins, rakes through bins.
Mince	Nonsense, talking mince
Mincy Heid	Crazy person
mingin	Something that is horrible, disgusting or smells.
Mingin	Ugly, disgusting
Moan, C'moan	Come on
Mob, The	Police
Mockit, Mocket	Filthy, dirty
Monday Book	Child Benefit book, usually cashed at the post office on a Monday.
Moolurd	To be completely pished.
Motur	Motor, Car
Mucca, Mucker	Friend
Munter	A real skinking burd (girl)
Munter Hunter	Man who seeks ugly ladies
Muppet	Stupid, thick
Mutted, Mut'it	Very very drunk
Napper	Head
Napper	Head
Nat King Cole	Sex
Naw, Nae	No
Ned	Non Educated Delinquent
Neds	Hooligan or Criminal
Nip	To get a girlfriend/ boyfriend
Nolly,Naully	Forth and Clyde Canal
Nugget	A piece of faeces or someone who isn't too clever
Numptiejobby	Person of dubious intelligence and/or character.
Numpty	Not a very bright person
Nyaff	Scruff
Oan	on
Offies	Off-sales
Pad aboot	walk around
Paddy Wagon	Police riot van
Paps	breasts, from Gaelic as in the Paps of Jura
Paradise	Celtic Park
Pat and Mick,The	On the 'Sick' (off work)
Pearl diver	Fiver, Five pounds
Peg	To have sexual intercourse
Piece	Sandwich
Pish Pundit	Bookmaker
Plook	Acne
Plug	To stab someone
Plunged	Stabbed
Poke	Paper bag
Pokey Hat	Ice ream cone
Polis	Police
Prick	Someone not liked
Puff	Hash
Puggy	Slot machine
Pure	Very, pure dead good
Queef	Fanny Fart
Rammie	Square go, Fight.
Randan	drinking binge
Rank, Rank Rotten	Smells or tastes bad
Rat	That
Reekin	Stinkin
Riddy	Being embarrised, going red in the face
Rinoo	the now
rocket	Daft Person
Rockies	Rockport boots
Rubber	Really drunk or full of drugs
Rubbery Gub	Big Mouth

Sannie	Sand shoe, Trainers
Scadge	tobacco and hash crumbs for building a joint
Scadge	Tramp
Scaff	scruffy, scavenger
Scants	Underpants
Scheme	Housing Estate
schemebo	Someone from the housing schemes
Schemey	Person from housing estate (scheme) of an undesirable nature
Scoobies	Police
Scooby	Clue, ryhming slang (Scooby Doo)
Scooter	somebody who is gay
Scran	Food
Scratchcer	Bed
Screws	Police
Scud	to hit or naked
Scud	Cider
Scud book	Porno magazine
Scum	Police
Scunner	Sicken
Scuntted	To Hit (someone)
Sheep it	To run away from a situation
Sheep it	To sheep it = To run away from the police
Shitebag	Coward
Shoot the craw	Leave in a hurry
Sid	CID Plain clothes police
Sid, The	C.I.D, criminal investigation division or undercover police
Single fish	Pish
Skank	Pure stinkin
Skelp	To Slap, Hit
Skins	Rizla cigarette papers for rolling joints.
Skite	Slip
Skunk	Type of cannabis
Slapper	Woman of ill repute
Slash	To piss
Slasha Hat	Ned's skip Cap
Slever	To talk nonsense
Smidgeon	A small piece
Sneck	To kiss someone
Snib,The	Prison
Snibbed	grounded by parents! (Kept In)
Soap dodger	Dirty person
Soapdodger	a person who has poor personal hygiene
Sooky	Blow Job
Spam Valley	Bearsden, Bishopbriggs
Sponny	Unbelievably lucky
square go	a fight
Stank	Drain
stank monster	Ugly person
Stappit Fu	Full right up
Staund, Staun	Stand
Stauner	Erection
Steaky	Knife
Steamboats	Drunk
Steamin	Drunk
Stingring	Chaff of the ring.
Stoated	Pissed out yer nut
Stoater	A Sound Person, a person who's "okay"
Stoaturs	Good or very good
Stoavin to Stoavin	to be extremely drunk
Stooky	Plaster cast ie. for broken limb
Stoshus	Very drunk
Swadger	Sweets
Swagger	A motion of moving arms
Swamp Donkey	Unattractive Woman
Swankin	Joking
Swatch	Look
Tadger	Penis
Tagz	Writing on walls
Tally Van	Ice cream Van ( Tally = Italian)
Tan	To smash a window
Tan	To drink your booze very quickly
Tap	Top, Football top
Tap	A loan of money
Tarrier	a catholic, usually of irish descent
Taxed	Reserved
Ten Club	Ned Girl
Teuchter	Anyone outside Glasgow who does not have a Glasgow accent.
The boak	sick or feeling sick
Tim	Celtic fan
Tink	Poor person
Toaty	very small
Toley	Jobby
Tonic	Buckfast Wine
Tool	Idiot,(you're a tool)
Toon	Town or City Center
Toutin	Smoking
Trackies	tracksuit bottoms
Trippen	Having a laugh
Troopettes	A group of female friends
Troops, The	Group of friends
Tube	Idiot
Turn, a	Criminal act
Ur	Are
Urnae	Aren't
Wacky Baccy	Cannabis
Wagon, or Meat Wagon	Large Police van
Walk, The	Orange Parade
Wallies	False teeth
Walopper	Penis
Wan	One
Wankered	Drunk
Wee G	Glasweigens
Weech	Fling
Weegi	Protestant Glaswegian
Weegie	Roman Catholic Glaswegian
Weekender	Arrested, Friday for court on the Monday.
Weeman	Small person
Whit	What
Whitey	Sick
Wide-o	Un trustworthy person
Widnae	Wouldn't
Winching	Snogging, Kissing
Windae licker	Person with mental disabilities
Wine	Buckfast (Tonic wine)
Wisnae	Wasn't
Wull	Will
Wur	Our or were
Ya, ye	You
Yersel	Yourself
Young team.	A young ned gang from a certain area.

ROSS N THE SOUND SARAH AT THE SKL DISCO